SO embarrassing!

This morning after I posted, I went in a hurry to a meeting.  I stopped at the store to get a coffee refill.  I was standing there messing with the lid to the cup, it was just not cooperating.  This of course, was after I was standing there opening 2 little cream containers.  I noticed a guy was waiting in line, I said, 'oh, I'm sorry! I was just seeing how long I could stand in people's way this morning!' and smiled.  It was then that I noticed that this man was the man of my dreams, he was so hot I could feel my pulse pick up.  I mean, you have NO fucking idea how hot this guy was.  He was a really sexy, rugged looking type and his smile made me MELT.

I smiled at him and he said, 'Sweetie, you're fine.  I'm in no hurry at all.  That lid is being a heathen, isn't it? They always do that to me'.  I got the lid on, then I just smiled and said, 'Finally'.  I went in the aisle to get some chap stick because I forgot mine today.  I was also trying to not squirm and scream at Sir Hotness.  So, by the time I got back to the register, he was nowhere in sight.  I was sad and thankful all at the same time, because I could feel myself blush in his presence.  I paid for my stuff and went out to my friend's vehicle.  I was riding with a friend to the meeting.  She has a big Suburban type thing.  I get in the front passenger's seat and she was on her cell phone.  She ended her call and said, 'ok, we're off!'.  I said, 'OMFG! Dude, did you see the guy in the gray sweater and red hat come out?  He is the hottest man alive and I am CERTAIN that he wants to violate my body and then he wants me to have his babies!!!!  I met my husband today, bitch!  He even called me sweetie, I'm pretty sure we are soul mates.  He is hot, omg omg omg he is the world's most perfect man and he is going to be the father of my child!!!!'.  I normally do NOT go off completely like that, but this was meeting the man of my dreams then having to act like a normal human being buying coffee and chapstick when I really just wanted to take him in the backroom and confess my love to him.  I was bursting at the seams so I flipped out when I got in the car over Mr. Gorgeous. She was just staring at me with this stunned look on her face.  I then started opening the little sipping thing on my coffee cup and of course, you know me - I was swearing like a sailor.  She had the car in reverse, but then suddenly stopped and put it back in park.  I was like, 'We're going to be late'.  We were still sitting in the parking lot of the convenience store and I had no reason why. 

She said, 'This is my cousin James''; and there he was.... in the back seat.  Right fuckin behind me and had heard my whole rant about him.  He smiled that amazing smile and reached out his hand to shake my hand and said, 'Why, hello again!'.  I said, 'I kinda wanna die'.  He said, 'If you did that, I couldn't take you out to dinner and that would be a shame'.  Both his cousin and I had our jaws on the floor and were speechless, then she burst into a fit of laughter and kept apologizing to me that she didn't tell me he was in the car, but she had been on a call.  He had walked down to get coffee, saw her then asked for a ride back to his work site, so he jumped in and I had no clue.  I was embarrassed, almost to the point of tears and jumping out of the car..... but, I do have a date with the hottest man alive.  We'll see about the violating my body and making babies.... A girl can hope.   :)